nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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