Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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