Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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