I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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