The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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