I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
a search helicopter?!
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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