He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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