it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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