How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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