You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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