people are starting to question the shark bite story
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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