there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Reggie can tackle my bush.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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