So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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