But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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