i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
