Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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