there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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