Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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