Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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