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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Get them while they're young!

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(917): View more from New York City

Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it

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(937): View more from Ohio

I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.

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(905): View more from Ontario

he just came in and straightened the chair and left again

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.

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(480): View more from Arizona

We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN

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