yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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