your thong is hanging out like whoa
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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