Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
only if we run a train.
done.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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