we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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