I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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