I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
sex in a hospital.. check
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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