So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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