Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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