fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How naked do you want me to be?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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