Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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