I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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