she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
