Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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