but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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