no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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