i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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