There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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