I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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