Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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