what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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