clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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