I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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