Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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