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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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