I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
no you cant smoke seaweed
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How does it feel to date your dad?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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