chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
why is half of my head shaved?
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