i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My day in three words: secret purse cake
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
