you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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