woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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