All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
and she was petting her beer can
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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