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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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