I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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