She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
40s are totally the cure
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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